Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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yojoeletsmakeout 0
at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.
RyanRaygun 0
You can probably charge those, too.
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Comments (84)
Hockeylover87_71 0
lol at #8!!!!
ErinLJ 0
Hahahaha if only nanas could be recharged .....
Sigurjon 0
Hahahaha
adden 0
ouch haha
doorbellgirl 0
call my grandma meema cuz web my six was a baby my mom called my grandma and said hi it's me ma and then my sister said I want to talk to meema and that is how we got meema no I'm not from the south
Compass 0
It's a good thing she wasn't speaking Spanish, you might have misheard it as enano (short person). Especially creepy because all the servants I've seen in Mexico are small. Fun fact: When building a living area meant for people of upper classes, they usually build a room and bathroom for the servant to live there.
campbellshayla73 0
oh I think u nights lost a friend on dat 1
Goaliefriend 5
Ohhh shit
PopRocks14 0
I dont understand why people said this is your fault. I bet right after you said that she/he was like what? "Oops sorry thought you said nano" problem?
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Lol