Miscellaneous: Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

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Same thing different taste

By unexpected_failure - 22/11/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

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By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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I loved that little guy!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 02:00

Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2015 03:31 - United States - New Britain

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

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By Mandy - 01/03/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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Thursday 2 April 2009 12:23

at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.

RyanRaygun 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:21

You can probably charge those, too.

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IMz0r 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:26

#26: BIG HAR HAR HERE It was decent

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 6:37

Aww. Well, maybe if she plugs her nana into the wall, she'll recharge Frankenstein-style.

TurtleLG 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:47

hahahhaha rechargable nana's 25% off

kaylaella 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:13

LMAOOO ! i agree with #3

jamajuice46 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:43

This is so funny. Hahahahaha.

Bllasae 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:11

Lol @#2.

brittanysrave 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:48

I agree with #48

lacrossedude319 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 4:20

Doesn't quite work that way with people

MDMA_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:19

I laughed. And now I feel like a bad person.

iFruit 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:32

If you didn't say to recharge it, you would have sounded even worse.

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Today, I'm a 27-year-old back-to-school university student. Everyone hates me because I'm actually interested in participating in my classes and getting good grades, instead of partying, cheating in exams, and generally not giving a crap. Apparently I make them look bad. FML

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Today, while working as an Uber driver, I asked my passenger for directions and she didn’t know. She was going to her own house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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Today, I picked up my new car. The dealer offered to connect my iPhone to the Bluetooth system for me. Once connected it automatically started playing the audiobook I had been listening to over the stereo system. Right on a passage which had an extremely graphic description of anal sex. FML

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Today, my husband told me, "Your job is easy! You do nothing but play and have fun with children all day." Mind you, I'm a toddler teacher and have 10 children in a day. When I come home from work, he complains he’s tired because he was watching our only child who's a toddler. FML

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Same thing different taste

LOL

I loved that little guy!

Foot in mouth

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