Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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Top comments
yojoeletsmakeout 0
at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.
RyanRaygun 0
You can probably charge those, too.
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Comments (84)
hahah808 0
30: XDD
Blimy 0
"You can always sell it on eBay for parts.." :)
marti_fml 0
Shit happens
braFTW 0
If you explain the situation you'll all probably laugh at it later, specially if the friend and her nana weren't that close.. after a while, of course. ;)
xMooMoox 0
Her Grandma's dead its not like she remembers your stupid comment.
5ive 0
If only you could recharge people when they died..
genius_man16 1
callin your grandma must be some cultural thing i missed out on, but who in the hell calls your grandma "nana" where do you get "nana" from Grandma? really?
liveitlearnit 0
I never liked when people called their grandma nana. #39, I think it comes from baby talk, when kids can't pronounce things... grandma=nana.
fantome_fml 0
...People still play with Nano's? Do they even still make those? Also #39 "Nana" has been a nicname for grandmothers since forever, so aparently you live under a rock
letstrythis 0
That's a funny retort to someone's death.