Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a "cheating whore." I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said, "No, I'm at my man's house." FML
Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ended the conversation with, "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "That's great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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Top comments
yojoeletsmakeout 0
at least you didn't tell her to forget about it and get a new one.
RyanRaygun 0
You can probably charge those, too.
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Comments (84)
zap_fml 0
# 12 - Rofl.
loveaddiction 0
Simple misunderstanding, but still sucks.
Amkii 0
This isn't a FML... it's like an IDHYCIS ('I didn't hear you correctly; I'm sorry'). But wait... grandparents can't be recharged? =
Neenertastic 0
defibrillators...sometimes those work
SpunkT 0
#22, how was it harsh? It was a misunderstanding. Yeah not really the worst FML ever. I'm sure your friend understood that you just heard her wrong. Hell if it was me maybe it would have made me laugh a little. I mean not big har har, but you know it's sort of funny. I mean maybe she won't find it funny until later. But still, it's not like you intentionally told her something stupid.
littlemuffet 0
HAHAHAHA.
shaPOW 0
if she's your friend, i'm sure she get that it was just a misunderstanding. you might even be laughing about it in a few months. and i agree with everyone who said it could have been far worse.
jackoffasaur 0
her nana was probably a bitch anyways
Occam 0
Maybe her grandma's really small?
funkycloud7137 0
This lacks substance to be an approved FML imo