Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after searching frantically for my economics notes for a week, I asked my friend to send me pictures of hers. I recognised my handwriting on the pictures she sent me and she admitted she'd "borrowed" them. The exam is in three days and she refuses to meet me and give my notes back. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wanted to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I walked into my office and found my ex-roommate going through my desk. Apparently, despite not wanting to be friends or even speak anymore, he has no qualms about "borrowing" my Master's thesis so he can compare and write his. FML
Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
And this why I've stopped lending my stuff to 'friends'
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
They always keep the freakin' pencils.
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Comments (69)
freezeangel 11
good luck on your exams
ozpunker 20
Use her notes when you both have to do summer school.
Jivesliven 24
I don't buy for a second that she lost your notebook. I bet she just didn't want to go through the hassle of copying notes again.
worldclassrager 41
Photocopy your notes...that's what I have done in the past...
perdix 31
She didn't "lose" your notebook, she's hiding it so you'll do worse on the final than she does. She's throwing you under the bus to bring down the curve.
Caitlon 6
Did you think she would magically become responsible with a notebook that isn't hers?
kazmie 8
your friend sounds like an idiot . . . . sorry.
MorganBrown 8
This is why you shouldn't lend notebooks to friends with information you're going to need. They are responsible for their own things and if they had lost the same material of information as you did, they are obviously not responsible enough. You need the notes yourself, so if I were you, I'd turn them down and hope they understood. If they didn't, that's all on them.
Jharrist89 12
Ohh that bitch.... You're too naive.
westboundcali 13
This happens to me all the time except with flash drives. Don't give stuff out to your friends.