FML : Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By melonhead - / Thursday 14 January 2010 08:46 / Australia

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By passwordis_fml | 2

#773854 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:04

you have awesome friends

By WONDERWB | 2

#773865 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

The visual is quite amusing.

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By passwordis_fml | 2

#773854 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:04

you have awesome friends

llcooljoey | 0

#864291 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:38

he sure does, and they don't only THINK it's funny it IS funny

ZleveL | 0

#968356 - Friday 26 March 2010 4:15

he should have got up and beat them till thy bled

(crap in the mouth reference)

buckeyefan16 | 14

#974970 - Tuesday 6 April 2010 4:49

well did it break

victoria4161993 | 0

#1019291 - Friday 4 June 2010 21:01

did it work

By jpgray1982 | 0

#773860 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:06

sooo.... was it funny?

Sansa_fml | 38

#6373832 - Friday 7 August 2015 7:18

Well if it was their couch.

By WONDERWB | 2

#773865 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

The visual is quite amusing.

By ipwnallmen | 10

#773870 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:10

Looks like you got fruit punched umm why would they do that

mlipro | 0

#774692 - Thursday 14 January 2010 23:30

lol nice

By oldwiseguy | 0

#773873 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:13

I think you need to find more intelligent friends.

lostfaithinpppl | 19

#773883 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:18

Exactly!

ona16 | 22

#1278849 - Saturday 21 August 2010 6:20

now wait that is a good logical question can a humen face break a watermelon

By Kira_fml | 0

#773876 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:13

...Did it work?

By allen20 | 0

#773890 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:24

i can tell their really good friends

By JManHobbs | 0

#773895 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:26

This is epic, I don't think I'd care if my friends did this to me as long as I wasn't hospitalised.

By crzyry | 6

#773901 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:28

Did they record it?

By aback | 4

#773907 - Thursday 14 January 2010 16:32

Your friends have to sleep some time. Make the most of it.

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