By thankssiren - 24/05/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Sandiacre

Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 419
You deserved it 5 991

Same thing different taste

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Maybe you could try to get a video of him talking in his normal accent and show it to your coworkers.

It's better to be single and true to yourself than a person faking being a Frenchie...

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Your friend will be found out eventually, lies have a habit of catching up with you in the end. Also work on your confidence skills and try not to be so jealous of others, concentrate on yourself, women love confidence which is what you are lacking (hence you're single) and your friend obviously has plenty of it.

Ah don't worry OP, he's gotta be fake to have all these women after him. Shine as yourself because things will come and bite your friend in the butt anyway

You were single before and I'm assuming not getting too much attention from your coworkers anyway, so what does it matter?

VentiAnemoi 20

Ask him something in French in front of people.

Marty20612 5

You better get on his level haha seems like he knows what he is doing

RedPillSucks 31
RedPillSucks 31

How does one say "I'm a dumb ass" in french?

The thumbs, they're stuck! Which one do I pick!?

You should fake an angry German accent, and if he's really committed to the act he'll give up and run away immediately.

Just wait for that one day when someone who speaks French is needed at work.