Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I was feeling bitter about the ballyhoo surrounding Valentine’s Day. I made a status on Facebook saying the holiday was stupid. Someone commented, “You’re only saying that because you can’t get a boyfriend to save your life and haven’t been laid in years because you’re obese.” They’re right. I cried. FML
Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.
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Comments (108)
FroggerForReal 11
No worries OP it'll be your time soon. Find a boy who shares the same interest as you and food I'd the easiest. You'll find something real other those other dudes that just want sex then they leave. Just ride out the storm.
dsw144 18
hey, when she ends up with a family she's gonna wanna get all the savings she can get. who'll be the lucky one then?
Lhiah 17
The real question is, how great did it feel to save money on groceries? No you're right, that sucks.
ParkwayDrive22 5
Sounds like you're friends with my exwife.
ShowMeKay 20
Then OP can sing: "My coupons bring all the boys to the yard. They're like, it's better than bein' poor. Damn right, it's better than bein' poor." ..That's the first thing that came to mind reading your comment #10 haha
GentlemanBastard 15
**** bitches, save money Or something to that effect.
91hayek 31
Couponing shows that the girl can manage money, clearly arbitrage any financial opportunity from a small difference in price, be extremely organised and proficient to plan and execute taking that opportunity within the small time frame and most likely has a big heart as most couponers do it for the charity. If anything it shows that this single woman can take you and your finances on and handle you and a family if you two stay together. OP is killing it and she doesn't even know it. The line starts here lads.
theonecasey 27
I love double coupons
worldclassrager 41
Coupons are good...maybe a cute cashier might like how much you save with your coupons...you'll find someone soon
Ashdapple 20
Hey, look at it like this... you're saving money... and unlike boyfriends, there is no dollar bill that you won't like! Keep your head held high, OP!