Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I was feeling bitter about the ballyhoo surrounding Valentine’s Day. I made a status on Facebook saying the holiday was stupid. Someone commented, “You’re only saying that because you can’t get a boyfriend to save your life and haven’t been laid in years because you’re obese.” They’re right. I cried. FML
Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
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Top comments
teentee401 37
Wouldn't you rather curl up on the couch alone, binge eating discounted snacks and binge watching Netflix, instead of wasting time with a boyfriend? I know I would.
JesusOfNazareth 16
Keep your head up. There's somebody for you.
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Comments (108)
CandyApple88 13
I think its better to know how to best use coupons than to be unable to keep your legs together.
Bdawg69 1
She sounds like she is trying to show off in a sense. Some chicks like to play the one up game because they like to feel special, she is more than likely exaggerating.
avila_boy22 12
aww forever alone....jk op u'll find the one!
dinocyn 8
Pretty much my life right here.
darkdragon333 4
Guys are always attracted to easy women. I wouldn't worry about it.
wendycorrea 4
ouch! goob luck.
thisis16charlong 10
cheap prices attract large crowds
fantasyworld 39
You'll meet someone someday.
xxreikoxx 31
I'd rather save money alone than have a number of guys who aren't even my type take an interest in me. (The latter is kinda creepy...) Don't worry, OP! You'll find yours one day! :)
swaftmasterj627 12
Join the club