Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Public surprise
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
pantsing still happens? I wouldve said **** it and did the helicopter
kinkinhood 0
Must've given quite a breeze being in Ohio.
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barnes88 0
its called shanking not pantsing, wtf is pantsing?
Sirin_fml 47
"Pantsing" is a common term for the act, in the US and UK. "Shanking" on the other hand is stabbing someone with an improvised blade, though it does seem to be a less-common alternative to "pantsing".
frickyourlives 0
It definitely isn't called 'pantsing' in the UK. It's called 'kegging', and trust me, that's not just a regional thing. I've heard that from people all over the country at University.
Sirin_fml 47
I've heard several terms for it, "kegging" included. In the south, "pantsing" is apparently fairly common.
frickyourlives 0
Ok then, it's common in whatever niche area you live in. It's not common in Leeds, nor Birmingham, nor Newcastle, nor London, nor Liverpool, nor Leicester, nor several other areas I can't be bothered to list. Ergo, not 'common' in the UK.
Sirin_fml 47
I never said it was THE term used by everyone, just that it is A term used by a fair few people.
frickyourlives 0
I'm not being abrasive, in trying to correct someone you made a bold statement that wasn't true in any extent. I corrected you. :)
Sirin_fml 47
Sorry, just you came across as abrasive in the way you're assuming only one of us can be correct. In your experience, it's "kegging"; in mine, it's "pantsing". No doubt one of the two terms is more prevalent than the other, but in my experience the latter is. I could easily be wrong, though.
frickyourlives 0
Oh, one of them is definitely more prevalent. And no, I'm totally scared in that you are an internet moderator, those folks are clearly always the most street-savvy people of all time.
mcsnelly 5
I keep hearing it called "pantsing" on T.V. but have never actually heard it called that in a real-life situation. I've always known it as "DEpantsing". When I started hearing people say "pantsing" I almost thought they were all just messing up their words. Honestly, "depansting" makes much more sense....
Alexandriaa 0
Hahaha, you have great friends.
brunette4life 0
crappp! lol fyl
leadrunner751 3
fml and ydi
music_METAL 0
hahahaaha ydi for freeballing. take it from me expect the unexceptectrd anywhere.
Darksun1 0
haha no panties? I love it!!
Peedz69 0
why the hell werent you wearing underwhere :S lol!
phatdaddy62 23
Hmmmm - do you have a nice back yard and a well manicured lawn in front?
LaLaJoy 2
Wow.
immaeatchu336 0
YDI for being a ****!
pipp360 0
wear ficking underwear