Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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Comments (206)
cherisse_fml 0
good i am glad that you left your purse there. I am an waitress and incase you didn't know when you "dine and dash" the meal that you just basically stole the WAITRESS OR WAITOR personally has to pay for the ENTIRE meal out of their own money. the bill just doesn't go away it is PAID FOR BY THE PERSON WHO IS WORKING FOR YOU! people like you disgust me that you would even think to do that. I work so hard as a waiterss to earn money part time for college and people like you would mess that up for no reason because you are cheap and selfish
MCart_fml 0
KARMA!!! if the service sucks you have every right to screw them on the tip but not the whole bloody check!
tincan 0
Hm. There are so many waitresses/waiters posting here. Makes me wonder if you are all really waitresses/waiters. Seriously, if you think your job sucks so bad (low pay and what not), why not find a new job? Working at the supermarket as a cashier at least guarantees your minimum wage, no? I worked as a cashier before and it wasn't so bad. It's only a little bit of cleaning job (floor and counter). Better than something like washing toilets at McD's. I now work in the university's library and I make $12/hr (restricted to 8 hours per week), and on top of that I make $8/hr as a telemarketer over the weekends. Is it that hard to look for a more stable paying job, or do you all have a different reason (other than earning money) for keeping your waiter/waitress job? As for the OP, YDI, of course. Never steal.
takran 0
Hahahahahaha I wish I could vote YDI a thousand times over, oh man karma is so sweet.
super_dude 0
you do realize that if you go to an expensive restaurant, you could easily complain and the food will be complimentary if not, ur next visit or something lol. and if u do need to go back to get ur purse, just say you went out for a smoke(whether you do it or not) lol
nevabnormal 0
hahahah you 100 deserved that!! ignorant people like you don't understand that you are not paying the server for your food. you're paying the restaurant and any other company that might be involved in getting your greasy fattening food on your table!
were_giraffe 2
i hope they pressed charges against you
scottyz1 0
Hmmmm, I'm a waiter. Your name wouldn't coincidentally be Ashley Evans would it? Because I have your ID in my works possession. Your going down, I hope you die.
YamiNoSenshi 0
"Today, I committed a crime and now I'm going to get busted for it. FML." See what I did there? Do you see it?
CeltricShock 0
LOL ^