Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Top comments
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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Comments (206)
mattmag 0
people saying "dont leave a tip" or "talk to the manager": what if the manager doesn't give a damn and defends his waiters' crappy service? they tried that on me once. i walked out after taking one bite out of each part of the meal.
o_x_fml 7
I hope you never get your stuff back.
Floatout2sea 0
Not tipping is what you do for bad service - not dine and dash!
arms_akimbo 0
I find it hard to believe someone would this expecting someone to agree with them.
tiltwrestler 0
If you get bad service, then you give either A) no tip, or B) a penny tip, if you really want them to know. Bad service isn't illegal. Dining and ditching IS. you NEVER dine and ditch! sooo you deserved it. and it just goes to show the intellectual capacity of most criminals, when you left your wallet/purse. HAHAHA
xXepic_failXx 0
umm? here's a thought... don't do it. karma came back and bit you in the ass, didn't it?
t_annie 0
#123 if thats the case, then you pay for the meal. You really can't do anything about it. And your situation is a bit different from the OPs. You only tasted the food...they ate the entire meal before deciding to skip out on the bill.
t_annie 0
#123 if thats the case, then you pay for the meal. You really can't do anything about it. And your situation is a bit different from the OPs. You only tasted the food...they ate the entire meal before deciding to skip out on the bill.
kirsteng56 0
ROFL I can't believe no one has commented on #63! That comment CRACKED ME UP! =]
balanceMMX 0
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG