Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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Comments (206)
somefella 0
Lol, blondes.
annamarie10 0
well fyl, your an idiot..
PhillyFox 0
I hope your waiter/waitress took whatever money you had in your wallet to pay for your dinner, since that's essentially what you did for them. What are you guys? 7 years old? If you get shitty service, DON'T GO THERE ANYMORE! Intelligent enough to wrap your tiny brain around that? Doubt it.
tb15 0
YDI. Those people probably work really hard.
osirisfrost 0
next time you get bad service, try asking for the manager, jackass
soccer_chickk 0
fail.
pineapplemilda 0
you couldn't have just paid for the food and not given the person their tip? your a dummy
cdagwell 0
Idiot.
steelerzwoot 0
haha I would say be smarter next time :P &YDI who cares if the service is bad you still ate the food next time don't be cheap about it and report the waiters
KeiIshiyama 10
I don't care if he baked you the wrong ******* meal. Bad service or not, the people at that restaurant work hard, and they deserve the money they earn. **** you for not paying like everyone who has more than half a brain cell. You deserve it.