Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML
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Top comments
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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Comments (206)
makenaaa 0
Douchebag.
stefiemenendez 0
karma is a bitch
jackie195 5
Karma
avfonzy 5
Another server here to say YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Karma sucks! YDI and as with some of the other servers, I hope they used your card to pay for the meal and gave themselves a solid 20% for having to put up with your dumb ass. The lesson here? DON'T STEAL. What a bitch.
captainObviously 15
Why wouldnt u just complain?!? Possible free meal
Yizzimindi 0
If you get bad service and don't complain, the manager won't know about it and other people will continue to get bad service. Well done.
TheEllybeanGirl 10
Nice try, butthole!:D
anormalperson 25
Now your ******
DV15 3
I like how you dress up stealing as dine and dash. If it was my restaurant I would come around to your house to rapidly massage your face lovingly with my frisky knuckles.
Pointy 12
You deserved that and more.