Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
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blackman100 20
Make sure her middle name is Pack.
JustJumped 22
For the sake of your child I hope you change her mind
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Comments (134)
synsam 4
bitches are crazy. at least her rough childhood filled with constant torment from every guy and girl will toughen her up for adult life. she could be the next ufc star.
TheRoyalBattler 5
Stefanny or Stephanie should be a compromise, but Fanny? Even I'm ready to make fun of the child!
saxybandgeek 14
I don't know where you live but either meaning of "fanny" is not something I would want my child associated with
miss_esoteric 8
My name is Fanny...
kpop_otaku 1
You could ask to name her Tiffany, you could tell your wife she could call her Fanny for short.Thats all I got.....
coldhardsteel 5
Try to at least get it changed to penny
gravekill3r 1
Wtf type of name is that
Teralion 0
I am French, si I can tell you that in France this is a pretty common name. Maybe should you explain her the meaning of this word in America...
EmmaMK 35
Think of all the personalise products there are out there with Fanny on them. Soap, towel, pasta the list is endless.
Swiss_Chocolate_fml 1
You can name her Tiphanie or Stéphanie! But dont worry here in the french part of Switzerland we often see Fanny