Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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sara942 0
I'm pre-med and let's face it: if you're just entering med school, you're gonna be broke for the next 7 years of your life. Just the reality of it. Some people, like your ex, are really short-sighted and don't realize the payoff in the long-run. It's good she left, anyway; you don't want a girl who's gonna dump you over money! What a gold-digger! Get a girl with class--and a bit more of a brain. Your kids will turn out smarter LOL
abercrmbnftchqt 0
I created an account just to respond to this post. Don't worry you'll find someone that deserves you!!!
jaql 0
T-Mobile is blowin' up, man. Where have you been? Really though, she's obviously a moron. Be glad.
NyCSal 0
I say you ditch Med school and open up a Cell Phone Kiosk right next to his....
greatnt249 0
"A lot of guys who are "in med school" (or, studying business or accounting) are obviously not actually doctor material, just delusional." #110, I just have to ask; what the hell are you talking about? If you've already been accepted into medical school, you've demonstrated to a highly trained admissions committee that you have what it takes to become a competent physician. They don't take people who are kidding themselves; it's a competitive market, and very few people drop out of medical school. We're not talking about undergraduate dropouts; we're talking about a guy who I'm willing to assume actually got accepted into medical school.
Laitue_fml 0
Dude. FHL. She's now dating Kiosk-Boy.
squeaky_fml 0
#117, I agree, but delusional undergraduate dropout types will generally tell people that they are "in med school". We only have this guy's word for it. It's also quite possible that this guy really is in *real* med school, and the girlfriend wasn't patient. If you are eager to have babies, 7-10 years could be a long time to wait. Some people's biological clocks kick in really hard. Or she wanted an excuse and is a bad liar. There are a lot of possibilities here.
broken_lungs 0
well she's dumb. you'll find someone smarter. seriously :)
eschreib 0
the girls a retard
slettec 0
she might be onto something here. with obama as president, he very well may be making more money than you ;)