Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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nodbor 11
damn, thats a lot of I'll date you on this thread. Is it because he wants to become a MD?
blushinFML 0
#98- cheers for emotional baggage put to good use :) and yes, it's because he's becoming a MD.
frozen_heart 0
#92 hahaha lmao either she just fails at being a golddigger or she's too much of a bitch to actually tell you the real reason she's breaking up, either way you're better off!
fowunfive 0
You're better off without her! that dumb ass beezy...
neonoodle 0
Forget about that gold digger. There are a ton of replacement gold diggers in this thread just waiting to jump your med school bones for a chance at free money.
Nosnah1989 0
I think the real question is... would you really want to stay with a girl who is like that? You're gonna be out there saving lives and making the world a better place, and what does she want? money. now. you're miles ahead of her bro, and just remember this philosophy... Don't even worry about it! :)
stolen_sammich 0
If she's not a complete idiot, then she's not being straight with you about why she decided to end it. In any case, if this thread is any indication, you're not going to have much of a problem on the re-bound xD
squeaky_fml 0
A lot of guys who are "in med school" (or, studying business or accounting) are obviously not actually doctor material, just delusional. The school isn't gonna tell them as long as they keep giving them money, and their parents are probably just as deluded about their son's abilities. I think this sounds like the girl finally gave up on the delusional deadbeat. I also think there are perfectly valid reasons to want a guy who will make money (although, there are bad reasons too, for sure). I want to home school my children, so I know I'll need a man who will make enough money to support a family mostly by himself. A woman (or man) who dreams of being a teacher or working for a nonprofit, etc. would also need a man with a little money. (Right now I'm a teacher working for a nonprofit, I work 60 hours a week and make 11 thousand a year). I've refused a relationship with both an accounting major and a med student for financial reasons. They both laughed at me. Then they both dropped out of college. One manages Target, the other was homeless last I heard. I knew that, regardless of their impressive-sounding majors, these guys weren't going anywhere. On the other hand, I did date a guy with no college degree who grew up below the poverty level and worked at a pizza place. He became the marketing director for a popular national pizza place at age 22. Again, I could tell he WAS going places. He still is. (Unfortunately he's also an ass, so I l had to leave him). When something sounds this crazy, there's usually a reason.
Mortishia 0
Be happy, you just lost dumb bitch
katyjannn 0
I was GOING to put "I agree, your life is ******" but I realized that I should be pressing... "i agree, HER life is ******" Never...take her back. n e v e r