Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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knzr4 0
ouch.. good luck in school and maybe u will be the next mcsteamy.. in real life lol
superzombie 0
Well, the rule is you don't marry who you date in med school anyway. You dump them for someone hotter. Problem solved.
fmlbaby_fml 0
I love how people are trying to justify her decision by saying that he's in school so he's not making money yet. Or pointing out that she shouldn't have done that because he'll be rich later... Um, am I the only one that thinks money shouldn't matter when finding the person you want to spend your life with?! If you want to be in a good financial situation and be able to buy nice stuff, heres an idea.... WORK FOR IT YOURSELF! Gold diggers make me sick!
greatnt249 0
"The only reason that could make sense is because he has a relatively stable income right now that should just increase if he runs it well." He runs a ******* kiosk; it's not as if he owns a chain of electronics stores. "Um, am I the only one that thinks money shouldn't matter when finding the person you want to spend your life with?!" It shouldn't matter, but it does; you don't want to spend your life with someone you'll always be arguing about money with. Regardless, I've stated more than once that the girl's an idiot in this case and that the OP is better off without her.
LoitumaDude 0
She was either giving you some bullshit excuse to hide the real reason, or she figured you'd be in debt for the next 6 years and could possibly fail out.
MagnusMKI 0
I'm waiting to see the FML of "Today, I was dating a guy who was in med-school, but then left for Captain Kiosk, who was then fired. FML" I'm a physical therapy student, I feel the burn. Just hang in there, once you get out you'll be in a fine position to play the field.
whatsarahsaid 0
Are you paying a crapload of loans? Med schools are expensive. Maybe she felt like all your money was going to go into your education. Or she didn't have faith that you'd graduate. Either way, I'm sorry that happened, but you'll find someone worthy.
phonyreal98 0
#110....you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. There's a difference between a pre-med and a med student. Pre-meds are still in college, and med students are in medical school. Once you get into medical school, well over 95% of students that start out in their first year will graduate and become physicians. Pre-meds are generally the ones that drop medicine/drop out/et cetera. There are many reasons for this, but I don't have time to go into this. I have an anatomy lab to be at in twenty minutes.
crazybe3bshot31 0
wow.. well she was stupid, and made a stupid decision!!!
AntiChrist7 0
she is an idiot, you dated 3 years with an idiot, so you deserved it