Love: Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML - FML

By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By exfiancee - 05/08/2012 13:20 - United States - Summerville

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Loved - 25/05/2019 16:15

Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML

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Benny_Lava 6

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:12

Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.

annanonomus 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:09

Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!

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SAgirl 13

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:50

What did you do to make him say that?

sherivengeance 3

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:51

Aw :( :(

missL1z 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 5:54

mine too :(

Nadinek98 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:09

he found someone with swagger hun ;)

lolibetrollin 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 6:21

ydi for getting married

salaamdelroba 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:23

It all goes back to the famous be-all, end-all; learn to enjoy swallowing.

bharrell2010 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:24

): ouchhh.

louie111887 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:39

it's better than knowing later right ?

77taylah33 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 8:00

^^^^ yer with all the divorce papers and stuff!! but it still sucks sorry op,, maybe talk to him and see if he said it in the heat of the moment or something,, but still wrong thing to say

MellyMellz 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:45

YOU MUST HAVE GAVE HIM A REASON FOR HIM TO SAY THAT OP !

cuddlekitty66 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 2:50

Not neccesairly. Some people do nothing at all, and their partners up and decided they don't love them anymore. usually the result of the other one cheating on them.

louie111887 0

Friday 5 November 2010 1:32

you are a beautiful hoodrat and tienes buen pecho ;)

SexyGamerNerd110 8

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:47

was this out of the blue? or were you two fighting when he said that? if that was the case, just kiss (or wild and kinky make up sex) and make up. people say hurtful things when upset, doesn't always mean it's true.

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