Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Break it off
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Top comments
Benny_Lava 6
Tell him he's the load his mother should have swallowed.
annanonomus 0
Hang in there. Keep the ring, sell it, and go shopping!
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Comments (133)
doctordoom 0
sucks to be you
didoca 0
I would have said "it's not too late to fix that," left the ring and got out of there, never looking back! why would you stay for that?
wriptidez 0
find ur true love god bless the broken road that led me straight to u is good
luis01 0
I agree with 32 thereust be a reason he said that
Malfunktyn24 0
tell him it was a mistake to say yes. Then spit in his face, laugh, and calmly walk away.
doctordoom 0
Amen
doctordoom 0
kick his ass sea bass
SuperGrinder86 0
YDI. That's what you get for selling yourself for some meth...
restythestar 0
maybe he found out that you're actually a man... come on, it's "secret"
ricktos 0
go take a shut in his mailbox! seriously do it!
ricktos 0
I meant shit! take a shit in his mailbox! goddamn spell check!
lindsey37 0
Why do people put you totally deserved it? seriously???