Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML
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Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML
Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, I watched my fiancé ride off on my motorcycle with another girl. FML
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JessieBrianneKim 3
Seriously guys, Dog the Bounty hunter is no laughing matter.
cBlackout 13
Tell him the truth. The only illegal activity on Hawaii is dealing pot :) not much goes on there except for amazingness.
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Comments (109)
foodlord 5
It is pretty scary...
MwahFMLS 6
Better safer than sorry? Things can happen, OP.. Things can happen
diidiimi 10
I can just imagine Peter Griffin saying exactly that!
supnowww 0
Lmfao ^
CondomSense 4
She is dumber than a corpse's boot.
lionlvr 9
Is he like, a criminal or something?
lionlvr 9
Seriously? Thumbs downing me? I was saying it jokingly haters.
FUUUandyourmom 16
Yeah, but you aren't funny.
lionlvr 9
Well whatever then. I can be way more funny, I was trying to be more sarcastic than funny, so whatev.
suavesuave 2
Umm i guess Safety first.
CadillacPimpen 6
Looks like you married a coward, start carrying a gun for your own protection cause he isn't going to...
ninjuh_wingman 29
Either hes got a warrant on him or hes just afraid of Dog the Bounty Hunter for no reason. If hes got a warrant on him, doesnt having a security guy make you look more guilty?
marinus_fml 20
I feel like I'm the only person on Earth who has not watched this movie. FML
FYLDeep 26
Movie?
marinus_fml 20
Oh, it's not a movie? Maybe a tv show?
emvictoria 9
Iv never watched the show either lol
marinus_fml 20
It's probably not an Australian thing
emvictoria 9
That's the only reason I can think of.. Seeing as we are both from Australia.
ShyAnn29 15
It's like a reality show
cc_the_beast 6
I've seen it, I think it was on foxtel/austar or 7mate at some absurd time. Its so stupid. Good for a laugh!
emvictoria 9
Must be foxtel or austar, because iv never seen it on 7mate.
Eternal94 10
I rent the movie but never got to see it ...my family finished it for me lol
Nolnah 14
Well, he has nothing to worry about unless he's done something wrong? o.O
pdp_fml 21
Dog the Bounty Hunter is a real enough person. His show is mostly dramatization as all reality shows are. Hawaii is mostly not dangerous except for losing valuables from your rental car. Also stick to tourist areas and you are less likely to get into trouble.