Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
He knows his shit.
mrahhhhh 21
That guy is a champ!
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Comments (154)
LexBvl 4
Is this bathroom by the kitchen?
Volti_fml 0
That is pretty hardcore. I'm impressed!
phil68w 5
You always do things better on the throne!
Shans021 4
so?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'm impressed. My Rockband drumming tactic involves frantically trying to wallop all of the notes at once in no particular pattern whilst hoping I get one of the notes right.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's me at all instruments. In the meantime, I'll be learning my ocarina. >
Tookie22 5
Quite impressive. I wouldn't want to FML. Best way to show your appreciation. Is to blumpkin him while he plays and see how good he is then.
sbuxsux11 8
I challenge you to a duel haha
olliewn 2
Winning!
Daralea 21
He's a keeper! I can barely get few notes in on easy mode :(
Egnar 19
When broken down this FML reads "Today my fiance is very very good at rhythm based games". . .Not as exciting I suppose.