Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
He knows his shit.
mrahhhhh 21
That guy is a champ!
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Comments (154)
Wreakorofhavoc 1
that's more impressive than fml worthy
syfool 4
Don't hate, congratulate !
Ashley91129 6
And this is a problem because...?
AliceIsCurious 6
YDI only cuz this is so ****** awesome. I wish I or my boyfriend could do this! The way I take dumps is now changed forever!
RailTracerSon 0
And what did you want him to do in there? Read War and Peace?
K_kanaka 26
Well I have two things to say. 1) He got skill 2) He has no life
rattusrattus 19
Acheivement unlocked: Crappy Drummer. Seriously, I'm kind of impressed and kind of weirded out.
Flamedude101 4
just like any other pro drummer :) your fiance has talent! dont discourage him thats mostly why we have talentless fags like justin bieber instead of him :(
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're posting from Canada? Your fiancé is Neil Peart and I claim my five pounds.
Ray_of_midnight 23
You're posting from Canada? Your fiancé is Neil Peart and I claim my five pounds.