Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
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perdix 29
You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.
DocBastard 38
A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.
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Comments (94)
Mister_Grinch 0
Guys don't want heads all the times, we're not sex addicts. Okay I lied.
thadrought 0
hell yeah
newjerseyguy 0
that sucks, you can crawl onto my lap i wont make tv my priority.
martron3000 5
What did you expect, he WAS trying to watch his favorite episode of "Spongebob Squarepants"!
kejzawn1 4
lol...that's f'd up!
domosumo 0
YDI for blocking the TV!
thelotuseater_fml 0
at least one of you was successful in blowing the other off
Zues01 0
next time he wants some ass, tell him your too busy brushing your hair...
summahpaige 3
means he couldn't get it up so he had to say something not about his non-erect penis to get you to stop what you were doing.
allmidnighteyes 10
"Today, I discovered that guys don't want sex 24/7. FML" If you want a horndog that will attempt to sex you up all the time, there are a bunch of lonely virginites here on FML that would gladly do it. Otherwise, be happy with your fiance and just enjoy the night of cuddling and TV.
HardRockMusic 0
tell him tv well be there when were done.