Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years broke up with me via text. We were talking about starting a family just last week. We have a foster puppy together and moved into a new house a month ago. FML
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AaronGuy 12
You need to call the police.
Briscuit 24
I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.
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Comments (99)
Eclipse003 1
I think I'm the only one here but.... If they like eachother I hope he keeps the dog :). Lol
Xx_Ritchie_xX 0
Yeah, you're the only one.
Nish007 15
apply for custody
weepingangel_fml 7
Show up at his door he can't just not reply to you if you are standing right there. Unless its like this in person: -I want my dog back -...... (stares straight forward to the trees) -give me my dog. -..... (mannequin face) -FIDO!! C'MERE, FIDO!! -..... (I don't exist) -that's a good fido! Bye -....., (there's a comma in that series of dots)
buttercupbbe3 2
Call police and say he is ignoring you and you need your pet
Twisted_Angel 17
I'd be going over there with a baseball bat and telling him he either gives me my dog back, or replaces every window and light on his car. I'm sure he'd hand the dog over quick. ?
brhodes_09 1
Call him and if he has an answering machine, tell him if he doesn't give the dog back and keeps refusing to answer you you'll call the police.
BunnyRose 11
Put a hit out on him until he brings the dog back
CreepInTheCorner 11
aww poor puppy :C steal him back
Calyx_fml 22
Sounds like a country song.
jonnynasty 0
had**