Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I'd trusted that he and his ex were “co-parenting” a dog that he and his ex adopted while they were together and nothing more was happening. His ex is pregnant and he’s the father. He insists that he doesn’t love her anymore and it was a “mistake.” He wants me to take him back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years broke up with me via text. We were talking about starting a family just last week. We have a foster puppy together and moved into a new house a month ago. FML
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AaronGuy 12
You need to call the police.
Briscuit 24
I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.
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HairyPunisher 27
Weren't you guys living together? Just go in and grab your dog. And if for some reason you guys got engaged before living together I'm assuming you at least have a key to his place. You can't just give up early on this because he's not picking up calls and texts. You were gonna marry this guy, you should have access to him.
DaisyHelene 4
haha why not go get your dog back
perdix 31
He lost you, but gained a dog -- sounds like a pretty good day for him. Shouldn't you have considered where the dog was BEFORE you dumped the poor bastard?
flashback.miss 28
Maybe have a friend try to get the dog back from you? (If law enforcement cant help). Good luck, OP and hopefully the dog runs away and gets back to you safely .
nvo 6
Then be specific with your texts
patrickalamo 48
Want to borrow the dog in the pic till yours comes back?
ChickInGreenVans 12
Go get your dog back dude!!
CinnamonRugby 5
...that bitch
withasmile 3
Definitely go down to the police station and file a complaint. (Calling them is more aggravating as it really isn't an emergency.) Bring proof of ownership. if they blow you off - go through small claims court. But before you do anything, have a mutual friend call (he may pay attention to a different #) and warn him - he might not want to go through the aggravation and just give you your dog back.
brandon3747 16
Haha that sucks go buy another dog I guess
peachyFML 17
If somebody took your (human) best friend, would you just go find another one? I hope not. That's what it would be like for many dog-lovers.