By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Briscuit 24

I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

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thatoneguy79 10

Doggonit, Lassie, are you going to sit for this treatment? Obviously calling him is not working so you may need to go over in person to fetch your pooch, assuming he is just being a bitch and keeping Rin Tin Tin because you want him back. Being adults, I'm sure the two of you can reach a mutual understanding. Or maybe, faced with actual conversation, he will roll over and play dead for you. Best of luck

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mickiethec 2

I'm so sorry that's awful, I don't know what I would do but I think you should pull a Legally Blonde 2 and get your dog back, good luck!

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RogueWarrior869 23

And now would the time to bring in the cops. He has it coming.

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Shadow_Kinky 6

what a dick break that door down get that dog!!

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seers 12

I'd want the dog back too! Especially if he's going to play childish games and not be a civil human being.

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EmmyGirl1426 0

sick him dog sick him!

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Shade1982 20

Are you ******* serious? Since when does breaking up with someone for whatever reason (they could be perfectly valid reason, you don't even know), validate thievery??

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