Miscellaneous: Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero,...

By Coldsnap - 12/08/2011 17:25 - Sweden

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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By Cliff - 13/02/2022 16:00

Today, I nearly burnt a hole in my esophagus because I couldn’t stand my dad’s taunts about me not being able to stomach ghost pepper hot sauce. Irony is a cruel bitch. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By DMStarsky - 21/10/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 23:19

With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

iluvboobies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:18

tough shit

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MineDub5253 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:49

You had unbearable burning in your mouth when you took a shit?

paradiseisland01 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:50

OMG so sorry to hear that , hope you feel better , drink a glass of milk that should help .

Herkulezz 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:53

Poor Toilet :/

MareNostrum 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:00

Despite being a really cheesy band, I think Rhapsody have a line for this: "Oceans of fire are blasting the throne of the demons!"

Lissa14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:23

I got $5 to eat a pepper no biggie...

Autosaver 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:27

Ouch. Hope you feel better. D=

ADub55 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:29

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

fatman1970 25

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:29

*Scene - OP on the toilet* "Mission control, this is OP. We have ignition - we are GO for launch!"

ljcarranza 16

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:47

haha

V19Spartan 1

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:49

I don't like it rough, I like it hot

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