Miscellaneous: Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero,...

By Coldsnap - 12/08/2011 17:25 - Sweden

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

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By Cliff - 13/02/2022 16:00

Today, I nearly burnt a hole in my esophagus because I couldn’t stand my dad’s taunts about me not being able to stomach ghost pepper hot sauce. Irony is a cruel bitch. FML

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Weird flex but OK

By Chad - 10/06/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I confidently told my friends I had a high spice tolerance and took a shot of insanely hot ghost pepper sauce. I immediately hiccuped, tears started streaming down my cheeks, and I coughed so hard I fell off my chair and knocked stuff off of the table. We were in a restaurant. FML

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Gross out

By Autocorrected - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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Was it worth it?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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Pranks are shit

By milk plz - 13/02/2026 12:00

Today, my wife got me back for hiding a realistic tarantula replica in her underwear drawer. She ground up hot peppers and horseradish and shoved it in my mouth while I slept. I woke up screaming in pain and went to the hospital before she confessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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Spicy shit

By DMStarsky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Not again!

By green and not with envy - 13/06/2014 20:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying, "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML

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Pucker up

By It feels fucking awful - 18/12/2025 12:00

Today, on a whim, I decided to try to light a fart on fire. I now know how it feels to take a dump when you have a burn directly on your asshole. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 23:19

With a name like "Tasmanian habanero", I'd steer clear.

iluvboobies 9

Friday 12 August 2011 23:18

tough shit

Comments

kenjames 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:16

Like this story hasn't been told 1000 times before.

jealouswaugh2424 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:19

lovebeam 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:24

Hot shit

emchocolat_fml 25

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:28

Do we REALLY need to know this ?

mikkiMAYHEM 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:36

Do we really need to know any FML? lol

mikkiMAYHEM 8

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:33

This gives a whole new tone to the phrase "Ayyyy PAPI!"

misashleigh88 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:34

Yikes! I feel for ya

Letter0 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:35

Ooh... That's not a good thing... Man I thought a burning mouth was bad enough. Don't trust him with peppers again.

BighornB 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:39

Fire in the hole! Don't melt the toilet there OP

jaynedough 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:41

Try doing the exact same thing, except ******** (several times) in your boyfriend's toilet cos you stayed there the night, only to be dumped the following week by said boyfriend, who's reason is that he's "no longer attracted to you".....lol Hope you feel better x