Miscellaneous: Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune... - FML

By noonotme - 05/09/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 04:00

Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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SwagLikeMe 0

Monday 6 September 2010 1:51

HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...

JillianlikesVogu 0

Monday 6 September 2010 1:38

"Bloody aweful."

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rwctkd95 0

Monday 6 September 2010 5:48

82 u do Tkd? word what belt are u?

condomsalsa 0

Monday 6 September 2010 5:52

I guess we know what what your occupations won't be in the future. You can check Disney Star off your list.

BonJovi821 3

Monday 6 September 2010 9:09

No, OP is an out-of-tune singer. He has an increased chance of being a Disney star now.

dOnTcOmPlAin_fml 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:00

Damn...thats not cool. I'm sorry.

FYLTBHKID 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:03

Sucks for you, try not singing in the public next time.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Monday 6 September 2010 6:16

probably shouldn't try to sing like Miley Cyrus then! HAAAA!

JillianlikesVogu 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:17

You frighten me,

CireSisselpud 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:31

poop

theluckygirl28 8

Monday 6 September 2010 6:40

your life sucks because you sing bad. seriously, i feel for you. i mean, if i didn't have the voice of an angel my life would also suck. jaykay, get over it, not EVERYONE is good at singing. and parents tend to make comments like that now and then.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Monday 6 September 2010 6:45

awww he's so mean

aimeebooxoxo 0

Monday 6 September 2010 6:51

aww. fyl

r6_fml 4

Monday 6 September 2010 7:06

hey, can't be good at everything. don't be a crybaby.

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