Intimacy: Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave...

By Jack - 08/07/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

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Same thing different taste

By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 23:14 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML

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Tasty punishment

By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 06:00

Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By BenjiFurImmer - 12/06/2019 00:07

Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML

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By grieving - 05/07/2021 12:01 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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rhyleigh 1

Friday 8 July 2011 18:56

I would actually be happy that he gave you something personal.

mike3775 36

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

LOL You may think it sucks, but at least grandpa had a sense of humor. Sure it may seem like it sucks, but really, I think its hilarious. Let the negative votes reign supreme, as I know its coming. But unlike others, I like having a sense of humor and having fun in life, and wait till I die and see what I left for my kids when they read my will(which my wife thinks is hilarious)

Comments

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:03

well look on the bright side u got some excitement in ur life. Kinda...

sensoon15 7

Friday 8 July 2011 19:04

free blow up doll! better than some paper with printed words and pictures on it.

smilenlaugh 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:31

Money is paper AND cotton.

Ugi 26

Friday 8 July 2011 19:04

I wonder whether the OP's girlfriend likes it!

kg163401 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:09

at least you got something!

bringmepieskm 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:09

get to work ************! **** that blow up doll!

sensoon15 7

Friday 8 July 2011 19:13

blowupdollfucker*

rhyleigh 1

Friday 8 July 2011 19:14

I get negs too and I agree with you...grandpa thinking enough of u to do something like that is more valuable than 400 bucks any day

garrettcodd 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:14

well he must of known you didn't have a very exciting sex life

Nemmycakes 3

Friday 8 July 2011 19:15

it sounds like he liked you more actually. $400 is impersonal, but he probably thought more fondly of you, and wanted to share one last laugh. also, check the inside for money..