Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
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Top comments
thrice324 0
Take a video and use it as blackmail!
zdizzle123 0
WTF no offense but im thinking ur dad doesn't get laid much...
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Comments (123)
goodmonica 0
I always feel the mannequins up when I shop. It's standard.
tiftif567 0
um thats creepy but it might have been just a joke......
sourgirl101 29
Your dad just wanted to know what fake boobs would feel like before he bought them for your mom.
vball_luvah 2
LOL :) that's a win right there. kudos to you!
perdix 31
I had always called that one The Friendly Proctologist.
mikagesouji 0
LOL! Your dad rocks! XD
bfffness 0
mama isn't giving enough of the good stuff... or maybe he was just feeling the clothes on the maneqin and ur exaggerating.
FMyLifeCereal 0
Your dad is Andrew McCarthy?
simmykins 0
Pervy dad
Phirr 0
obby. ;-;
jazzy_mane 0
()__() (=•.•=) (> <) (")__("). heheh...
Ashleexx 0
haha cute :)