Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes...

By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

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By Brandy_Dandy78 - 12/06/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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Monday 5 October 2009 2:08

Are you positive they're your family?

Zhejan 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:22

Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!

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Tuesday 8 November 2011 5:16

Thats gotta hurt

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Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:02

Shouldnt have fallen asleep

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Thursday 8 March 2012 11:34

But you obviously got back. Fmls are submitted by computers

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Monday 23 July 2012 3:10

You do realize that there's an FML app, and on this API you can submit FML's? -__-

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