Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
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Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I saw that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML
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Geist_fml 0
Are you positive they're your family?
Zhejan 0
Looks like your drowsiness led to some lousiness!
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Comments (54)
Sophia93 0
lol!
legendofdon 0
YDI for going on a picnic.
xCrackerx 3
Get over it. Don't be such a baby.
OhhandyT 0
FYL for not being important enough for them to remember you.
theideot 0
YDI (Your Da Idiot)
ThaMC 0
ydi for not going on an insane chainsaw rampage in the local old folks home
CaeliLady 0
Lmao, your family is hilarious.
Sun_Kissed18 25
haha I actually liked it ;)
stupiddumbblonde 0
you know where you live, don't you?
Monado 0
Dude, I use to walk home from a 8 minute drive to my Middle School each day. On average, it took 50 minutes to get there, and no I'm not a slow walker, I'm way faster than most. So do the math from there.
Julsa 0
Don't worry, they were gonna come back..and if not are you to dumb to find your way home by yourself? Bus, taxi, etc.?
celtic420 0
Buses aren't in every town, everywhere. And taxis are expensive - who's to say they had the money for that. If I were stranded 45 minutes away from my home, I would not have the option of a bus in my area. a 45 minute drive is a long, long ass walk.
Julsa 0
Yep..a lonnnng walk. Or a short walk to the nearest phone to call for help. Whichever one the OP decides to do.