Today, my faculty mentor for my senior capstone project wasn't at my presentation for the entire department faculty. I assumed his wife or kids were sick, but that piece of shit told me himself that he was at home watching the new season of Stranger Things. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out that my husband wasn’t at “work” like he said he was. He'd told me he couldn’t come to my Master degree graduation because he was called into “work” last minute. I guess “work” is code word for the “movie theatre” watching Spider-Man with an unidentified female person. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I found out my co-worker had made plans for a night out, just as I'd cancelled all of mine to work with him on a project for the next 4 hours. FML
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voncrane 23
At least, it appears that the show has influenced him. "Friends tell no lies".
Misoranomegami 16
Eh it happens. I did an internship that capped with a district wide presentation to multiple directors. My supervisor no showed on me. I got incredibly positive feedback and several people commented on her absence. If the expectation is that the mentor will be there, it reflects worse on the mentor than on you.
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Comments (17)
exileonmainst 16
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of possible comments. I came up with nothing.
buckdharma 38
Mouth Breather...
voncrane 23
At least, it appears that the show has influenced him. "Friends tell no lies".
Liongoddess8 18
Not sure they'll be friends after that lol.
PeterQuill 12
The saying actually is “friends don’t lie”
julfunky 29
Piece of shit? Let’s calm down.
poisonivyandbigfoot 10
So why does this have a pepper?
RichardPencil 32
I sat through five senior capstone projects tonight at they were all episodes of Stranger Things! Fortunately, they all weirded me out to the good! Good job!
dexter420 21
Maybe he doesn’t have dvr to record it. But what a dik
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Its on netflix
Lobby_Bee 18
Everyone needs a break from crap once in a while.
Misoranomegami 16
Eh it happens. I did an internship that capped with a district wide presentation to multiple directors. My supervisor no showed on me. I got incredibly positive feedback and several people commented on her absence. If the expectation is that the mentor will be there, it reflects worse on the mentor than on you.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Tbh I’d do that too
cravingdeath 18
that ******* sucks man capstone projects take so damn long