Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
brokenangelexy 13
oops click the wrong fml to comment lmao
5t3ff1k4h 47
Then why did you comment, idiot? You could have just clicked back, and clicked the right page.
XxThrasherxX 0
Never tell him what your dreams are again
5t3ff1k4h 47
124 - She didn't tell him her dreams. HE dreamed she cheated, and HE freaked out because of HIS dream.
sky22_fml 7
Looks like it's time for a new one...
Violat3r 19
I would say that him calling you a "*****" should clinch it and you should remove him from your life. I don't find that acceptable in any shape or form, most especially since it was just a dream HE had.
lulzmylife 4
Please tell me you dumped him. Someone that insecure, abusive, and misogynistic is absolutely not worth having in your life. Or anyone's life, for that matter.
EvilDave 13
You are admittedly dating an extremely paranoid person. YDI. Oh, and chances are he cheats on you.
shadevil75 6
What kind of glutton for punishment stays with a psychopath? The end of your story should have been how you dumped him. He should be writing an entry on here saying how he got dumped by his virgin girlfriend after her went off on her about a dream he had.
Littlebrraatt 14
Ydi for telling him. But fyl cuz u have a crazy bf
Ratracer 6
Why would you tell him about that unless you were trying to make him jealous? YDI
joa76 3
She didn't tell him anything. Why are so many people here incapable of reading? It specifically says "because he had a dream."
Ratracer 6
My bad. Admittedly, I didn't read this carefully. I still think she deserves it for being with someone so insecure and for staying with him. Instead of dumping him, it seems that all she's doing is posting an FML. People will treat you however you allow them.
Fakeddd 0
Only in China. Or California.