Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
scdragon 0
leave him now, because that will become a huge problem faster than you think
slinkydee 2
He sounds psycho. Let me guess, youre not allowed to look at or talk to other guys? The fact that he got angry over something that didnt actually happen and is literally all in his head is a sign that you need to get the hell out of there.
koreangirl92 0
dump the dude clingy paranoid guys are bad guys
Demonyx 6
you left him before posting this right, he either just has trust issues or he's a cheater himself and so it makes more sense to him that you would cheat rather than be faithful. and if he'd call you a ***** he doesn't deserve to be your first
Izzawizza0103 0
Take him to a phycologist..fast.
LaughingGod 0
Dump the ************ already.
vivsavage 2
dump that bitch.
sadielovespurple 0
oh wow, that's weird!
steveakafranxy 7
agreed. if he's that paranoid, you're better off without him
fuuccckkkk123 2
u shoulda just had sex with him, maybe influence his dreams instead of torturing the poor boy