Intimacy: Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and...

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 555

You deserved it 7 872

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 994

You deserved it 3 486

By WonderWall09 - 08/05/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 806

You deserved it 4 791

Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 164

You deserved it 517

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 23:31

Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 635

You deserved it 5 278

By jennahh - 10/07/2019 22:00

Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 173

You deserved it 1 042

By InsomniacToBe - 19/07/2012 15:55 - United States - Saint George

Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 015

You deserved it 3 873

Secretive

By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 910

You deserved it 121

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 569

You deserved it 2 385

Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 2 198

By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 836

You deserved it 345

suchaprettygirl 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

dump him.

jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:11

wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...

Comments

tdirrty 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:32

Dump him!

KiDEaZe 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:36

nah that guy is too jealous.. but at least you know he really wants you.

bribrih 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 5:55

he is a dick!

LQ_fml 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:37

That would send warning bells off in my head immediately both about his intelligence and sanity. If you really love him, I would suggest seek counseling and if he doesn't want to, drop him and find someone who will treat you with the respect you deserve.

SadikOnuska 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:29

You deserve it for telling your extremely paranoid boyfriend that you dreamed of having sex with your ex. Duh.

Vilho1804 7

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:02

Read the FML again, the boyfriend dreamed about it.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:15

People who can't even properly read the FML shouldn't be allowed to comment. The number of people thinking she said something, not the boyfriend, is ridiculous.