Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
VKbay8 0
I think FML's like these suck. Either he's lying or she's unfaithful. It's just not funny.
justalilcrazy 3
my ex did that, he wouldnt talk to me all day... the relationship eventually ended because he became physically abusive. i suggest leaving him befor he gets crazier
Superflykid 5
damn , what if he had a dream were you trying kill him,! :p
LilysTillie 7
Have a chat with him...tell him that had better be the first and last time he EVER speaks to you like that & perhaps he should get counselling to deal with his obvious insecurities. Even if you weren't a virgin, your past is your past...absolutely nothing you can do to change it, every experience has made you who you are today & who he lives. If he ever does something like that again...dump his ass and don't look back (except to make sure he's not stalking you, in which case, get a restraining order!)
mgayle083 2
no talk....dump him...if that the way he is in a dream what's he going to do when you talk to another guy, or one even looks at u for that matter....he'll be calling u a ***** coz someone checked u out. u don't need psycos like that.
apajova89 0
drops his ass so fast his head will spin
heyred 11
Do you really need someone like that in your life??
Dbolli 0
A) your no virgin and B) he's cheating on you. That's why he paranoid. Paranoid about karma.
sonangedemusique 2
What gives you the right to decide whether or not someone is a virgin?? Are you God?
pink_raindrops 26
You're definately jumping to too many conclusions...there is no way to tell if this person is lying about being a virgin, but since there is no point in lying to a bunch of strangers online I'll bet she's telling the truth. Also there are alot of posessive people who aren't cheating...I actually think it's less likely he's cheating. If I cheated I wouldn't be commited to the relationship so I wouldn't care as much if it ended.
Utdforlife 4
Time to get a psychiatrist to sort him out...
Dbolli 0
I don't believe in any god. It's all a figment of ones imagination to make you feel better about yourself.