Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Be care, not even virginity stops pregnancy anymore.
RomanBeauty 0
you need to dump that guy- and do NOT give him your virginity, he isn't at all worth it and your feelings for him will change so that or will be very hard to say goodbye- and you don't need to be stuck with that man's insecurity and verbal abuse towards you. dump him today!
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Dump the ************ before he decides to graduate from verbal to physical violence.
Muwahaha_fml 4
YDI for telling him, duh!
sooner70 0
YDI.. read it again he had the dream...
jack_tells_truth 0
you're dating the psycho, you deserve it. maybe next time you should put some effort into finding a nice guy that isn't bat-sh*t crazy
sonangedemusique 2
FYI, they all start out nice. Many times, they don't show their true colors until you've been together for a few months.
a_nutritionist 10
of course you can tell, all crazy people come up to you and introduce themselves as "crazy", with a big neon light flashing over their head saying "this person will kill you in your sleep"...
jessxoxo28 5
break up with him. he seems like a control freak. that dumbass shouldnt call you a ***** 'cause of a dream like that
loser_lover95 9
Tell him to calm his ass down!
instantmusic 4
Now, I'm not gonna jump on board with the crowd that screams "dump him!!!" at the smallest thing, BUT... He's obviously not mature enough to have a serious relationship yet. Re-examine your situation and take the road that doesn't lead to the underside of a bloody tarp behind the Bukit Panjang Plaza.
craphappened 4
Or rotting in the water tank above buildings.
pixie4 1
there are some serious red flags here. Leave him NOW
deric51 0
I agree w/ suchaprettygirl that you should dump him...especially because he obviously ganna be obsessed if u even give him a lil pussy cause he can't stop himself he will be pussy whipped ;P