Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
jcingram 2
I'll give you this one because he went too far but for the future don't tell your significant other things like that... E.g. " Me: hey honey how'd ya sleep...girl: oh it was good, my ex was banging me in my dreams last night ...me:*pokerface* ummm what?!...its just awkward
Norwegian_Wood 4
46: Go back and re-read the FML. The girl didn't have the dream, the boyfriend did.
darkness4dummies 0
uh she didnt tell her boyfriend she had the dream her boyfriend had the dream some people seem to be confused about that......
allenye818 2
He called you a ***** for something trivial like that? You need a new bf, he doesn't respect you.
Maggot123 0
Why would you put up with that? Lose him, SOON!
sockmunky 3
he's insecure, that's probably why he had that dream. maybe he doesn't feel good enough.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Is he aware that his psychic dreaming powers are bogus? If he can't figure that out on his own, inform his nuts.
TalkinSmack 6
YDI... why would u tell him about that?
ALEXLASFLA 0
why'd u tell him ur dream?
rawrimshay 5
he had the dream
paradiseisland01 0
he might want a reason to dump you, or make sure you tell him it's just a stupid ass dream and he should really should get over it .
chosha_fml 27
And you're with him because...?