Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML
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Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend only stayed with me because he didn't want to "be alone," and now that he has a new girlfriend, apparently he won't be. We were together for three and a half years. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
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maiden_girl 5
What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.
acetheone 8
this fml has some of the least comments i've ever seen.
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Comments (16)
22cute 17
What they're saying is they are afraid of committment with a woman they LOVE. So they go for someone they won't feel that way about. It's the cowards way of feeling in control.
acetheone 8
this fml has some of the least comments i've ever seen.
corocoro 30
Maybe he just tried to dump you politely. And failed. But hey, at least he tried.
imshadyxo 25
Ahh.. Why can't anyone just be blunt and truthful these days?
tin_cup 27
Obviously, you're not the one for him.
millsjoshua949 12
Men use that line to keep the door open in case the new relationship goes bust. He's a shit. You are way better off without him.