Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
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overkill_78 4
So you go from banging one guy to banging his best friend? Smooth.
Muffinish 0
You think you're really clever, don't you? Well, you're not. YDI.
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buzzy_fml 0
"Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend." - why was there a party going on in front of your boyfriend???
RubixMonkey 0
DUUUUH cause a party behind him would mean the ex succeeded.
Hellsno 0
How did you not know they were best friends? Maybe you should have a little dignity and not date your ex's best friend.....that's a little skanktastical if you ask me.
marquisrs 0
YDI for dating two gay best friends
Kyto7884 0
When they say "best friends" that means they're dating, not that they really are best friends. You people don't understand the bunny ear sarcasm. Its Typing 101. Fail to all the people.
Kyto7884 0
When someone puts the bunny ears around something, ( " " ) it is sarcasm. She is implying that they were "best friends" as in dating. Duh its like Chat Sarcasm 101. Bunny Ear Sarcasm.
3ripledose 0
be proud that gays have sex with you too lol
Zammie 0
damn ur gay-dar isn't working
tellmeastoryplz4 0
that's what your ass gets for dating your ex's best friend! your a ******* ****!
mcbobob 0
hahaha you got burned op bet your ex is now smugly satisfied hahahaga
SleepOnStones 5
Ouch :/