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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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Starved

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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WavRace 14

Monday 16 March 2015 18:51

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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Niedermayer_20 12

Monday 16 March 2015 21:48

So typical, Women always want to be friends after they rip your heart open.

jelrid 30

Monday 16 March 2015 21:55

Brr, that's cold!

jqmalang 17

Monday 16 March 2015 22:18

Alright, so she wants your attention and she's trying to make you jealous. That's all there is, you're better without her.

Genioso 1

Monday 16 March 2015 22:38

If you are ever placed in a situation like this, just do this. Meet the ex and her boyfriend, appear friendly and then start talking about the awkward stuff u did with your ex and then jump right into how freaky she is in bed. Describe everything in detail, and before u leave just say that the new boyfriend will do fine if he follows the tips properly. Leave with a smile and offer for calling him up for some freaky time whenever she feels like it and watch the paranoia unfold in their new relationship lmao :p

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:28

If you really want to freak him out say that she was into something really with you that she never was. Relationship is doomed as soon as he asks her to do it.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 16 March 2015 22:51

2.. i love your hair!

Delsanity 13

Monday 16 March 2015 23:11

My ex did the same so i know that feeling op.

petrine 17

Tuesday 17 March 2015 0:58

Sounds like someone misses you and wants your attention.

ThatDamHuntress 20

Tuesday 17 March 2015 1:24

It sounds like she wants to make you jealous.

like_the_sunshin 6

Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:16

they just want to ML with you.dude

thatboyEVD 2

Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:40

That's your fault for answering

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Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

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Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

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Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML

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Today, my electric razor broke down during shaving. So now I have a face which is shaved on the right hand side and has a beard on the left. I don't own blades, so I'll have to go to work looking like this. FML

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