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By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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By noname - 22/12/2008 11:54 - France

Today, I decide to go to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her stuff back. I broke up with her earlier this week after a 2 year relationship, and I'd hoped she would have realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I ring the doorbell and her new boyfriend opens the door. FML

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Starved

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 22:01

Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML

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WavRace 14

Monday 16 March 2015 18:51

Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 16 March 2015 18:54

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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anabanana101 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:46

Sounds like she's trying to ya jealous. Aka she still wants you

LastResort318 14

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:21

Are you a feminists 32? You look really familiar.

bambilll 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:35

what a bitch ! lol

slicklol 7

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:24

Ahm, i think she still has some seriously unresolved feelings towards you

laditiggsz 11

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:40

Wtf

zykrithium 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:14

And here I keep thinking exes are exes for a reason...

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 17 March 2015 20:14

No, it does not. She called and made a suggestion/request. It doesn't say that OP agreed. Implying is an ASSumption. OP needs to follow up on this...

amccaul1976 8

Tuesday 17 March 2015 21:18

time to tell her you're HIV positive. In front of that new boyfriend of hers.

Rayth 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 0:01

I'm trying to reason as to how that could've been at all a good idea

voltroz 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 3:45

she can go kiss your a*s

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