By NotBuyingATractor - 02/09/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco
Jelrid - Followers
Jelrid - Followed
Jelrid's page visits
Jelrid's FML badges
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Jelrid's favorite FMLs
By really? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonyme - 02/09/2015 04:21 - France - Mitry-mory
By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough
By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg