Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying that he's gay. I was thrilled and told him that I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, a brief survey of everyone I know revealed that everyone, including my parents, sibling, and best friends, thinks I'm gay. I had to do the first reverse coming out in history. FML
Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML
Today, my extended family came over for Christmas. I forgot to get a present for my extremely sensitive aunt. I took a gift from my re-gift pile and wrapped it quickly. Little did I remember that it was the same gift she gave me last year. She noticed. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
O_o why are you complaining? You have a loving family that accepts you and encourages you to be yourself! Feel lucky!
SaintJimmy 0
Am I the only one who doesn't get how giving someone a fruitcake means that you think they're gay?
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Comments (101)
Plow_Me 0
I first #1
Trevor123 0
i agree with#73
brianjman14 23
Be glad you have parents that would accept you if you were gay. A lot of gays' parents hate their child for being gay.
muzicmajor11 0
my family thinks I'm gay and I'm not, so really and honestly, u just gotta prove em wrong b4 they accept it
kIIDsParKZZ 0
haaaaha that sucks nigga
Noname7453 0
Doubtful
Swag_district27 0
@#43 um don't mean to burst your bubble but if your going to say the word use the correct one lest you want your bum jumped. The term you used, "******," is the offensive and derogatory term whereas "nigga," is the term used in replacement of "dude."
iBiteRoses 22
What the hell?
imapyro1996 4
Also, anybody get the FRUITcake thing?
merrielp 13
Maybe, you should get a girlfriend.