Miscellaneous: Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened...

By notgay - 25/12/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 2:27

O_o why are you complaining? You have a loving family that accepts you and encourages you to be yourself! Feel lucky!

SaintJimmy 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 3:41

Am I the only one who doesn't get how giving someone a fruitcake means that you think they're gay?

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Plow_Me 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 9:18

I first #1

Trevor123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:51

i agree with#73

brianjman14 22

Monday 22 February 2010 3:33

Be glad you have parents that would accept you if you were gay. A lot of gays' parents hate their child for being gay.

muzicmajor11 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:58

my family thinks I'm gay and I'm not, so really and honestly, u just gotta prove em wrong b4 they accept it

kIIDsParKZZ 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:00

haaaaha that sucks nigga

Noname7453 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:25

Doubtful

Swag_district27 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:07

@#43 um don't mean to burst your bubble but if your going to say the word use the correct one lest you want your bum jumped. The term you used, "******," is the offensive and derogatory term whereas "nigga," is the term used in replacement of "dude."