By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML
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lemme guess... you drank their water

VivaLaCobra22 0

no more burritos for you!

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VivaLaCobra22 0

no more burritos for you!

I am jheniiifer jlopez I love tacos y burritos!!

it's not burrito, it's burrritoo (Russel Peters reference)

adult diapers

youjustmademelol 4

Or a bucket the stronger the better, we don't want shit on the car

oh that's terrible. I hope you feel a bit better by the time you have to go home :/

oh that sucks! D:

Thanx for exposing the entire office to whatever fun virus you have....

lemme guess... you drank their water

AlienX_fml 0

you should have called out. bosses usually expect people to be sick after a vacation. plus u went to mexico... they would understand ur sickness. ydi

I deal with that every day of my life. I haven't had a solid bowel movement in almost two years.

Thanks for the enlightenment.

Hahahaha you sound exactly like my friend rob!

rockerguy73 0

what happened that caused that?

that's going to suck.

Blackmail111 9

some advice don't eat left over nachos on the toilet