FML : Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation....

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Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 January 2011 20:22 / United States

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By dani22097 | 0

#1931761 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:36

lemme guess... you drank their water

By VivaLaCobra22 | 0

#1931744 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:33

no more burritos for you!

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By Ekh0es | 32

#1931740 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:32

FUCK IT, I just wanna blow a dick, is that so bad?

morgan320 | 0

#1931852 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:04

Whats up with all the shitty comments lately?

Failed_Again | 0

#1932290 - Thursday 6 January 2011 02:09

Racist much? I'm from Mexico, sir.

Haha_oh_wait | 4

#1932320 - Thursday 6 January 2011 02:24

Then you should know how much of a shithole it is right now.

alwa7sh | 2

#1932343 - Thursday 6 January 2011 02:38

I am jheniiifer jlopez I love tacos y burritos!!

rallets | 22

#1932418 - Thursday 6 January 2011 03:11

Montezuma's Revenge

starrs_movingIn | 0

#1932658 - Thursday 6 January 2011 05:33

what's w/ the racism? gahhdamn. chill.

joeb95 | 0

#1932765 - Thursday 6 January 2011 06:18

that's what tequila does to you

Alienkiller | 0

#1933464 - Thursday 6 January 2011 11:08

u should know

Alienkiller | 0

#1933476 - Thursday 6 January 2011 11:10

#68

By VivaLaCobra22 | 0

#1931744 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:33

no more burritos for you!

alwa7sh | 2

#1932304 - Thursday 6 January 2011 02:17

I am jheniiifer jlopez I love tacos y burritos!!

I_like_chicken | 0

#1934044 - Thursday 6 January 2011 01:46

it's not burrito, it's burrritoo (Russel Peters reference)

By yohanner | 0

#1931746 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:34

adult diapers

youjustmademelol | 4

#4124499 - Monday 5 March 2012 07:47

Or a bucket the stronger the better, we don't want shit on the car

By lexi_223 | 0

#1931749 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:34

oh that's terrible. I hope you feel a bit better by the time you have to go home :/

By skatingalyy | 0

#1931755 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:35

oh that sucks! D:

By VirtKitty | 8

#1931757 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:35

Thanx for exposing the entire office to whatever fun virus you have....

By dani22097 | 0

#1931761 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:36

lemme guess... you drank their water

By AlienX_fml | 0

#1931763 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:37

you should have called out. bosses usually expect people to be sick after a vacation. plus u went to mexico... they would understand ur sickness. ydi

By Phazzer | 0

#1931768 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:38

I deal with that every day of my life. I haven't had a solid bowel movement in almost two years.

unidentified_sta | 5

#1931781 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:42

Thanks for the enlightenment.

SeasonedLemur | 5

#1931813 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:52

Hahahaha you sound exactly like my friend rob!

rockerguy73 | 0

#2738305 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 10:03

what happened that caused that?

By MaddaCheeb | 0

#1931770 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:39

that's going to suck.

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