Work: Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico.... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:36

lemme guess... you drank their water

VivaLaCobra22 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:33

no more burritos for you!

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VivaLaCobra22 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:33

no more burritos for you!

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Thursday 6 January 2011 2:17

I am jheniiifer jlopez I love tacos y burritos!!

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Thursday 6 January 2011 13:46

it's not burrito, it's burrritoo (Russel Peters reference)

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:34

adult diapers

youjustmademelol 4

Monday 5 March 2012 19:47

Or a bucket the stronger the better, we don't want shit on the car

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:34

oh that's terrible. I hope you feel a bit better by the time you have to go home :/

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:35

oh that sucks! D:

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:35

Thanx for exposing the entire office to whatever fun virus you have....

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:36

lemme guess... you drank their water

AlienX_fml 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:37

you should have called out. bosses usually expect people to be sick after a vacation. plus u went to mexico... they would understand ur sickness. ydi

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:38

I deal with that every day of my life. I haven't had a solid bowel movement in almost two years.

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:42

Thanks for the enlightenment.

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:52

Hahahaha you sound exactly like my friend rob!

rockerguy73 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:03

what happened that caused that?

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Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:39

that's going to suck.

Blackmail111 9

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:41

some advice don't eat left over nachos on the toilet

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