Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, my uncle stole my cousin's phone to take a picture of me. He then sent said picture to my cousin's boyfriend, saying that she'd been cheating on him with me for over a year. He's been cheated on before and is hysterical. My uncle then had the nerve to act all defensive when my cousin and I exploded at him. FML
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Top comments
Jemm_fml 29
Get drunk and drive his car into the lake. Problem solved, after all you can't take responsibility for your drunken actions.
chibihotaru 0
Gah.. your family sucks
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Comments (275)
nodbor 11
get drunk, get in his car, run him over, and smash in to his house. you're not responsible for your drunken actions.
CyrusJT 3
YDI for buying an overpriced MP3 Player...
onizukasuplex 0
sell his car for $600.01 and give him the change
triplethreat13 0
get drunk and ruin something of his that's more expensive. that's the immature way to deal with it, but i would so do that, because he is responsible for his drunken actions and it needs to be proven to him.
st87 0
your uncle is a ******* DICK. drink some grog, murder his ass, and then say what he said.
turboawesome88 0
Small claims court is your friend. Obviously your uncle isn't interested in maintaining your relationship, so I say go for it.
Sammo1849 0
your uncles a total dick. you should take a dump in his bed and then say you were drunk
sadpuppy 0
Ffirst off, the price of the phone is $199. If you take it into the Genius Bar they will swap it out for $199. and hopefully you backup your phone because then all your contacts, Apps, texts and data will be saved. Try putting the phone in a box of white rice and put the box in a warm place. your uncle owes you $199...not $600. take him with you into the Apple Store so he can pay
the_deuce 0
What a DOUCHEBAG. i would rob his money and get a new one. or steal all his important expensive stuff and pawn it then get a new one.
JessyLynn 0
If I were you, I'd grab a beer, drink half, pretend you're drunk, then throw some of HIS expensive stuff in the pool ( : And then just get hammered for fun!