Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
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JohnE3 0
But everyone NEEDS special orders! I don't blame her
BadPinkKitty07 0
she must have tried to order the tequila burger with a side of whisky fries and a brandy shake
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Comments (115)
Intoxicunt 6
I thought this was spelled "Krystal". That's how it is here, at least. >_>
Vanni 0
Fixed.
heavyset 0
ur moms is an ass
perdix 31
You need to drag her drunk ass over to Burger King. They take special orders and post hilarious, drunk video footage on YouTube. Maybe your mom can be more viral than the guy who was told that they stopped making The Whopper on April Fools' Day.
Starfire22 5
haha! yea really, op did you YouTube this incident at least?
Whiterabbitm1 0
wow sounds like your mom needs help or just needs to get a job there so she can show "the bitch" how to make special orders lol
CallMeHush 1
I bet mom ended up with "special "sauce.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
isn't white castle an unrated movie ? Lol .
Ajjas013 6
Yeah White Castle is! Harold and Kumar go to White Castle or something. I saw their Guantanimo Bay movie. It was genius!
youthink_fml 0
I hate people like your mother. There's a menu. If you don't like what's on it, go somewhere else and quit making everyone behind you wait with your I'm-special-orders. Self-centered fuckwads.
idkweird 0
Some of us don't like onions or tomatoes or lettuce on our burgers. If it's being made fresh, how is that an issue? It's actually LESS work.
lem0n_fml 0
If you work at a restaurant, it's your JOB to give the customer whatever they damn well please on their food. I hate people like you who think it's such an ******* inconvenience to your pathetic life to simply not put tomatoes or onions on a burger. Either get the **** over it or find a new job. Or, if you're simply a customer who hates waiting in line behind such special-order people, again, get the **** over it. If you're at a fastfood restaurant, your sub-par food will be ready soon enough. Thirty extra seconds won't kill you. Patience is a virtue.
kottonkingspade 0
once I got a mcflurry that was half full and the lady says they come premesured, my mom yells premesure my ass and sped off it was halarious
Danielt104 6
You're lucky. I live in Arkansas, and they don't have one Krystal. :(
bezach 0
ydi for calling her a bitch for doing her job
SelfGenocide 0
hmm so this "krystal burger".. is it any good or what?
Ajjas013 6
Probably or the FML would of looked something like this: Today, I went to Krystal Burger. FML
Intoxicunt 6
No, Krystal isn't good. Their burgers are miniature, which is kind of cool. Except that they cost as much as a Whopper Junior. They don't come with cheese, just mustard, one pickle, and a little bit of old onions. The patty is thin. The bread is pretty huge and out of proportion. They swish the bread in this "grey water" that is really gross. Their chili cheese dogs aren't any worse than those from anywhere else, though. Basically, Krystal's food tastes fine, but it's over priced by comparison. Good hangover food though. Now ya know. :) #52: I live in TN. I envy you, and I've no idea why you'd ever want to come back. #82: Fail. Not funny.
Starfire22 5
yea Toxi, that's pretty much white castle with a different name! Lmao, if you come to Jersey, we need to make a road trip ;D
SelfGenocide 0
okay thanks :) I had never heard of it is why I asked.
Ajjas013 6
Hm that's good to know. We don't have Krystal Burger here.
10_4Franky 0
Has anyone else been counting Ajjas's coments? A little over fifteen. That's the most I've seen on one FML.